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b0x0rz-lessJust like that. Just like that.
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Dori's Finest WritingPatrick woke up.He decided that he wuz reely hungry.He 8 the Appul.It wuz such a delishous appul, he could not help himself.He decided share hees appul with his bestest friend EVAR.He called Pete and waited for him to come over.As he waited for Pete to come over, he accidentally 8 the rest of the appul.OMG.Now he cried,becuz he wuz supposed to eat that apple with this bestest friend EVAR.OMG.Now he had to get another appulz befores Pete cometh over.So he decided that he would have to go to the SUPERmarket (like SUPERman, but instead of man, its market, LOLOLOL OMG) to buy another appul.As he wuz putting on his shoes, he forgot about going toDori's Finest Writing
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The Mirror of ContemplationAn Adventure of Bakalos into the Inner Depths of Self and the Mirror of ContemplationThe Mirror of Contemplation
Bakalos started his day like any other. Someone is shouting at the fucking door. Snarl and hide the drugs. Shout to let them in. Stupid fucking boss. Hate his fucking guts. Time on clock reads 11:13. About time for a nap. Dream about being raped by next door neighbor. Other neighbor walks in and joins in. Too bad both my neighbors are senior fucking citizens. Wouldn't be so bad if it was a hot chick. Even a hot dude. Just not the ninety year old ladies. Wait. Not so bad. I'm a sick fuck. Wake up to reali
by ~pencilofdoom
Johnny Tremain StuffOn Johnny Tremain By Rab SilsbeeJohnny Tremain Stuff
Oh Johnny, my dear Your eyes,
They glisten like the fresh snow, They glow like the Boston waters at night. They pierce my heart like a golden spear Your pupils are large and round, Like Priscilla’s, well, nevermind…
Oh Johnny, my dear Your body Makes me hot like this sun beating down on me right now, Is like a huge hunk of meat. I want to just eat you up. Like a huge steak.
Oh Johnny, my dear Your crippled hand Is like a shriveled pea. I’d like to eat it as a side wit
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How's The Weather Up There?It was kind of sad; the first thing Pete noticed about the kid was his ass.How's The Weather Up There?
Though, really, how could you not notice it? It wasn’t Pete’s fault that some genius had decided to make the school’s colors red and yellow, or that someone even smarter had decided that the softball team should wear tiny little butt-hugging red track shorts. And it certainly wasn’t Pete’s fault that the soccer fields were elevated above the softball diamond, giving him a perfect vantage point.
So, really, Pete couldn’t have avoided seeing that adorable little butt, snug in its tight red shorts, the synthetic f
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"That's just some of the perks you get... uhh... living the rockstar life.... Now we're going to eat some ham sandwiches." "Yess...." PYG
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Spread the DA love around (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage)!
RULES:
1) You can hug the person who hugged you!
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5) You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send this to all your friends, and me, if I am one.
If you get seven back, you are loved!
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I lost the game...
98% of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2% that can't, paste this in your signature.
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