My New Life as a Wannabe Moose-man
b0x0rz-lessOh, but I will leave you with one lovely deviation about how bullets work, since I've made many of them with my grandfather over the summer. I didn't cast them though. I just loaded them. Ballistics is a highly interesting field.
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Dori's Finest WritingPatrick woke up.He decided that he wuz reely hungry.He 8 the Appul.It wuz such a delishous appul, he could not help himself.He decided share hees appul with his bestest friend EVAR.He called Pete and waited for him to come over.As he waited for Pete to come over, he accidentally 8 the rest of the appul.OMG.Now he cried,becuz he wuz supposed to eat that apple with this bestest friend EVAR.OMG.Now he had to get another appulz befores Pete cometh over.So he decided that he would have to go to the SUPERmarket (like SUPERman, but instead of man, its market, LOLOLOL OMG) to buy another appul.As he wuz putting on his shoes, he forgot about going toDori's Finest Writing
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The Mirror of ContemplationAn Adventure of Bakalos into the Inner Depths of Self and the Mirror of ContemplationThe Mirror of Contemplation
Bakalos started his day like any other. Someone is shouting at the fucking door. Snarl and hide the drugs. Shout to let them in. Stupid fucking boss. Hate his fucking guts. Time on clock reads 11:13. About time for a nap. Dream about being raped by next door neighbor. Other neighbor walks in and joins in. Too bad both my neighbors are senior fucking citizens. Wouldn't be so bad if it was a hot chick. Even a hot dude. Just not the ninety year old ladies. Wait. Not so bad. I'm a sick fuck. Wake up to reali
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Bakalos the DetectiveThe Sad Story of Bakalos' Mediocre Life:Bakalos the Detective
Bakalos started his day like any other. Scramble on odd pieces of clothing scattered about my room. Warm sweater vest. Grab coffee. Walk down street. Forget bag. Walk back to house. Remember that bag is at office. Shit. Barely thirty-seven seconds late. Handed case file. Study through it quickly. Spill coffee on self. Not bother to clean it up. Drive to scene. Stupid naive girl. Shit doesn't change. Epiphany causes incompetent human brain to suck body into black hole. Soon body is ripped
by ~pencilofdoom
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"That's just some of the perks you get... uhh... living the rockstar life.... Now we're going to eat some ham sandwiches." "Yess...." PYG
I'm in your Israel, dancing around obnoxiously!
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